MS word Fonts and Ms. & Mrs.

I somehow picked up this habit of comparing women with fonts available in MS word. Every women looks like a font to me. The moment I see a girl I feel she is an ARIAL 10 or COURIER NEW 12. Frankly I like the fonts more than the girls. I may never remark, “I like this girl” but almost always end up remarking, “I like that font”. So here we go as I take you through some of the fonts I have liked till date.
There was this dark plump girl with a round face; she was an ARIAL BLACK 10 to me. Then there was this thin cute girl who found it difficult to put on any weight in spite of having a high fat diet, I named her ARIAL NARROW 8. Next was this TV show host who always shrunk her nose when she smiled giving her a comic, funny and yet a cute look and she reminded me of COMIC SANS 10. Next was this lady boss of mine who always stuck to business, looked stern, gave no space for personal chats always carried a few books in her hand, we called her BOOK ANTIQUA 10 (she always carried books/files and was an aunty by age). I met this stranger girl in a party who had one of those very attractive eyes, which could sweep any guy of his feet, and she could immediately turn a few faces within seconds of her appearance with that charming smile, she was christened IMPACT 10. There was this lady neighbor of mine who always spoke about her bad times every day , she was TIMES NEW ROMAN 8(only font with the word time). I had this friend of mine who felt she never had any romantic encounters in her college days because she felt she was more of a Lucida console 13, But trust me now she’s a MONOTYPE CORSIVA 10, one of the most stylish fonts ever. We had this traditional girl in our colony with neatly oiled hair and she always wore a half saree to any place she went, BOOK MAN OLD STYLE 10. Though I have not come across any confused girl till date I will name her WEBDINGS 10 (WEBDINGS 10) . So what font are you…..?